Let's do the story thing again

**Lefty** · November 18th, 2003, 09:08 PM

It has to be that **** raccoon that comes and visits unexpectedly, demanding a cup of tea with MILK and sugar again and there's no time to welcome it or make him a cup!

**cherrysmum** · November 19th, 2003, 01:19 AM

But then again;;;my mind is working at a rapid pace...(and at my age that ain't no easy trick)..Thanksgiving is just around the corner...and I've heard up here in the Mountains..folk consider raccoon and sweet taters a goumet delight...yes....I'll do it...stalking in the direction of the noise....

**Lefty** · November 22nd, 2003, 10:54 PM

Mouth-watering seasoned raccoon in the spirit of the holidays, stuffed with a carrot and peas mixture, spiced for taste and... It's running! The raccoon smells its future stuffing! But on the bright side: tea's out of the question now. She figures she'll now starve to death underneath those stairs.

Aaawwww...

**cherrysmum** · November 25th, 2003, 12:21 AM

whhhaaatt?????...anyhow....the racoon is fast,,,smart,,,crafty,,,and has very very long teeth...not the usual dental work attributed to coons, but something much more sinister looking..

**Lefty** · November 25th, 2003, 10:11 PM

Probably its teeth are of some unknown alloy, cooked up by a raccoon-hating scientist in some castle under a steel sky, up in Canada where all the mad scientists live and pull their levers all night.

That sounded kind of dirty... [img]redface.gif[/img]

**cherrysmum** · November 29th, 2003, 06:48 PM

"pull their levers"??????..good grief man pull yourself together..LOL....anyway the racoons wandered into a lounge where karaoka (did I spell that right?)was popular..crawling onto the stage amid the jeers of the drunken crowd....

**Lefty** · December 3rd, 2003, 09:52 AM

spit out some tobacco into the audience to get the booing going and proceeded to sing "Well you came and you gave without takin', but I sent you away, oh Mandy well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin' and I need you today, oh Mandy"

**cherrysmum** · December 3rd, 2003, 01:47 PM

*tossing empty bottle of long-neck-bud* at Lefty..Booooooo!!!!..

**Lefty** · December 5th, 2003, 03:13 PM

Oh, c'mon, Manilow has conquered whole tribes with his eerie cheesy tones. All hail, followers of the Little Golden-Voiced Man! Heeeeey!

And so the raccoon got off stage and he felt sad at his miserable failure to enlighten the masses with his singing abilities. There was no other choice than to strike down his vengeance at the bar and all who dwelled within the bar!